Post by dungeonmaster on Aug 31, 2024 22:34:19 GMT
Robbie Keane - worked wonders with Maccabi Haifa (73% win percentage), also with Rory Delap as his assistant providing the all important Carlisle link. Should definitely be on the Piatak radar after his time in the MLS at LA Galaxy. Would certainly signal ambition, but would Keane drop down to League Two?
Ryan Lowe - Successful at Bury with a solid budget and also did well at Plymouth and kept Nob End punching well above their weight in tier two. Despite being Scouse he's been a proven success wherever he's managed. To bring Lowe to the club would definitely be a coup, although he'll probably take one look at our squad and run straight to Blackpool. Edit: Really hated by Nob End fans, might not be what we require.
Pete Wild - Nope. The man baby would want to move us to Manchester and his miserable crying child-face would see attendances plummet. Currently looking for the best version of himself, which is where he should remain.
Lee Clark - Always mentioned in passing when our manager's chair becomes vacant. Definitely on Nigel and Jordan's Christmas card list so can't be discounted, but this slow motion car crash can not be allowed to happen. At least the media department at the club would have someone who could converse in their native tongue.
Steve Bruce - In attendance at the Tranmere game by some freakish coincidence. Bruce has managed 12 clubs and clocked over 1000 games as a Gaffer. In fairness his career peaked at Aston Villa and his record has nose dived with the speed of a Japanese bomber pilot since the cabbage incident at the Holte End. Might make a decent DoF.
Patrick Vieira - More left-field than John Halpin on a scooter. A return to the site of Vieira's most infamous humbling would be the very definition of redemption. From the seeds of Richard Prokas' brutal tackle would spring a football dynasty of unsurpassed technical excellence. The reality however would involve Vieira seeing Harrison Neal
Rob Elliot - Has taken Mike Williamson's well drilled Gateshead team and pulled them up to the next level. The question is, could he do it from scratch with a bag of shit? Probably not. The real candidate should be Williamson not Elliot. Edit: Seems to have dropped out of the running now the Piataks have confirmed they want a long ball manager rather than someone who would look to implement a passing style.
Peter Murphy - Worked the Oracle at Annan although has barely been at Queens for five minutes. Could we do worse? Probably. Although we risk a mini-Simpson (or worse) given he worked under the holy Trinity of Collins, Simpson and Abbott. What could possibly go wrong?
Granny Danger - Just f*cking no. Thanks.
Leam Richardson - I hate you Skybet, you bunch of utter c*nts. Win percentage at Rotherham - 8%. I'd rather stick my head in a vice.
More to come: watch this space
Ryan Lowe - Successful at Bury with a solid budget and also did well at Plymouth and kept Nob End punching well above their weight in tier two. Despite being Scouse he's been a proven success wherever he's managed. To bring Lowe to the club would definitely be a coup, although he'll probably take one look at our squad and run straight to Blackpool. Edit: Really hated by Nob End fans, might not be what we require.
Pete Wild - Nope. The man baby would want to move us to Manchester and his miserable crying child-face would see attendances plummet. Currently looking for the best version of himself, which is where he should remain.
Lee Clark - Always mentioned in passing when our manager's chair becomes vacant. Definitely on Nigel and Jordan's Christmas card list so can't be discounted, but this slow motion car crash can not be allowed to happen. At least the media department at the club would have someone who could converse in their native tongue.
Steve Bruce - In attendance at the Tranmere game by some freakish coincidence. Bruce has managed 12 clubs and clocked over 1000 games as a Gaffer. In fairness his career peaked at Aston Villa and his record has nose dived with the speed of a Japanese bomber pilot since the cabbage incident at the Holte End. Might make a decent DoF.
Patrick Vieira - More left-field than John Halpin on a scooter. A return to the site of Vieira's most infamous humbling would be the very definition of redemption. From the seeds of Richard Prokas' brutal tackle would spring a football dynasty of unsurpassed technical excellence. The reality however would involve Vieira seeing Harrison Neal
Rob Elliot - Has taken Mike Williamson's well drilled Gateshead team and pulled them up to the next level. The question is, could he do it from scratch with a bag of shit? Probably not. The real candidate should be Williamson not Elliot. Edit: Seems to have dropped out of the running now the Piataks have confirmed they want a long ball manager rather than someone who would look to implement a passing style.
Peter Murphy - Worked the Oracle at Annan although has barely been at Queens for five minutes. Could we do worse? Probably. Although we risk a mini-Simpson (or worse) given he worked under the holy Trinity of Collins, Simpson and Abbott. What could possibly go wrong?
Granny Danger - Just f*cking no. Thanks.
Leam Richardson - I hate you Skybet, you bunch of utter c*nts. Win percentage at Rotherham - 8%. I'd rather stick my head in a vice.
More to come: watch this space
