Post by dungeonmaster on Aug 30, 2024 17:12:20 GMT
Pantomime season comes early
After an underwhelming spell with Barrow, limited success with Doncaster and being deemed surplus to requirements at Doncaster in less than three months since signing. Another desperate loan signing lands at the club on deadline day.
Biggins was overjoyed when we spoke with him: "It was obvious I wasn't good enough to hold down a place in Shrewsbury's starting eleven and I couldn't face an entire season of sitting on the bench next to ginger rat-boy Morgan Feeney, so when I bumped into Greg Abbott in Primark in Telford it was meant to be. Greg immediately recognised my potential as a journeyman pro with a penchant for dressing up in Women's clothes and singing cabaret, so the deal was swiftly concluded over lunch in McDonalds drive through. I can't wait to get started, hopefully the Sands Centre or somewhere will be hosting a panto this season so I can showcase my full repertoire."
First team manager Paul Simpson shared his thoughts: "I'm delighted, he's a player we talked about but chose not to pursue in the summer. He's an attack minded, goalscoring midfield player with a voice and legs like Liza Minelli. I'm surprised Shrewsbury have let him go with their Christmas party barely three months away. I'm really pleased, after binning Gary Butterworth off we were desperate to secure a replacement and this loan is the very best we could've expected."
After an underwhelming spell with Barrow, limited success with Doncaster and being deemed surplus to requirements at Doncaster in less than three months since signing. Another desperate loan signing lands at the club on deadline day.
Biggins was overjoyed when we spoke with him: "It was obvious I wasn't good enough to hold down a place in Shrewsbury's starting eleven and I couldn't face an entire season of sitting on the bench next to ginger rat-boy Morgan Feeney, so when I bumped into Greg Abbott in Primark in Telford it was meant to be. Greg immediately recognised my potential as a journeyman pro with a penchant for dressing up in Women's clothes and singing cabaret, so the deal was swiftly concluded over lunch in McDonalds drive through. I can't wait to get started, hopefully the Sands Centre or somewhere will be hosting a panto this season so I can showcase my full repertoire."
First team manager Paul Simpson shared his thoughts: "I'm delighted, he's a player we talked about but chose not to pursue in the summer. He's an attack minded, goalscoring midfield player with a voice and legs like Liza Minelli. I'm surprised Shrewsbury have let him go with their Christmas party barely three months away. I'm really pleased, after binning Gary Butterworth off we were desperate to secure a replacement and this loan is the very best we could've expected."