Post by dungeonmaster on Aug 26, 2024 17:03:41 GMT
Enough negativity, let's list all the reasons to keep the glorious Paul in the manager's chair.
1, He's a Carlisle United legend who has always shown 100% loyalty to the club.
2, He's actually doing a fantastic job, notwithstanding results and performances, he's building a really successful entertaining football team. We must be patient, Rome wasn't built in a day, "enjoy the ride".
3, Nobody knows the club the area, the supporters and the players better.
4, It's not his fault the club doesn't have the resources of a Chelsea or a Manchester City, what do people honestly expect? For a club our size we're clearly punching above our weight.
5, The club is incredibly remote, thousands of miles from the rest of civilisation, it's unrealistic to expect talented footballers to move out into the lonely frozen wastelands of North Cumbria. Geography is not Simpson's fault.
6, He's won promotion from League Two twice before, he can do it again, honest he can.
7, He won the World Cup for England.
8, When he talks, I hear angels. The clouds of depression part and the sunlight of his positivity shines through. He fills me with warmth and joy.
9, We couldn't get anyone better. Where do we find another manager with his exceptional record?
10, His tactics and approach to the game are incomparable, substitutions when we're either two goals down or after 60 minutes, Mellish pushed into midfield in panic mode? Not here, it's all so incredibly innovative and professionally considered.
11, Callum Guy has been injured. When Simpson signed Guy it was obvious how crucial he would be to our team. Let's judge Simpson when he has a fully fit squad of his own players, not before.
12, When I take a piss behind the Warwick Road End it smells like roses. I mean, come on, how amazing?
13, There's a massive telly at Brunton Park now, which allows the supporters to watch entertaining football on Sky TV. What more could you possibly ask for?
14, I've only been watching football for 18 months and don't have a f*cking clue what I'm looking at. Instead of buying a boat to occupy my retirement, like my mates in Florida, I bought a recently promoted football club in England making the assumption all the staff were perfect, already in place and all I had to do was rock up for a few months every year and sign a few cheques. Replacing the manager is way out of my comfort zone and is not part of the plan.
1, He's a Carlisle United legend who has always shown 100% loyalty to the club.
2, He's actually doing a fantastic job, notwithstanding results and performances, he's building a really successful entertaining football team. We must be patient, Rome wasn't built in a day, "enjoy the ride".
3, Nobody knows the club the area, the supporters and the players better.
4, It's not his fault the club doesn't have the resources of a Chelsea or a Manchester City, what do people honestly expect? For a club our size we're clearly punching above our weight.
5, The club is incredibly remote, thousands of miles from the rest of civilisation, it's unrealistic to expect talented footballers to move out into the lonely frozen wastelands of North Cumbria. Geography is not Simpson's fault.
6, He's won promotion from League Two twice before, he can do it again, honest he can.
7, He won the World Cup for England.
8, When he talks, I hear angels. The clouds of depression part and the sunlight of his positivity shines through. He fills me with warmth and joy.
9, We couldn't get anyone better. Where do we find another manager with his exceptional record?
10, His tactics and approach to the game are incomparable, substitutions when we're either two goals down or after 60 minutes, Mellish pushed into midfield in panic mode? Not here, it's all so incredibly innovative and professionally considered.
11, Callum Guy has been injured. When Simpson signed Guy it was obvious how crucial he would be to our team. Let's judge Simpson when he has a fully fit squad of his own players, not before.
12, When I take a piss behind the Warwick Road End it smells like roses. I mean, come on, how amazing?
13, There's a massive telly at Brunton Park now, which allows the supporters to watch entertaining football on Sky TV. What more could you possibly ask for?
14, I've only been watching football for 18 months and don't have a f*cking clue what I'm looking at. Instead of buying a boat to occupy my retirement, like my mates in Florida, I bought a recently promoted football club in England making the assumption all the staff were perfect, already in place and all I had to do was rock up for a few months every year and sign a few cheques. Replacing the manager is way out of my comfort zone and is not part of the plan.